Top Martin Prince Quotes:
1. “Individually we are weak, like a single twig, but as a bundle we form a mighty faggot!”
2. Principal Skinner: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.
Martin: And a sloppy speller too. The preferred spelling of "wiener" is 'W-I-E-N-E-R', although 'E-I' is an acceptable ethnic variant.
3. Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the ‘m.’
4. “My water dish is empty”
5. I’d wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box
6. Soon I’ll be queen of summertime
7. 40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!
8. occasionally wise: No study area is complete without adequate plant life
9. The gentle caress of the summer breeze
10. Spring forth burly protector and save me!
11. im not gay! Im not anything yet!
12. “To catch a fish. To make love to a woman. To live.”
13. "Individually we are weak, like a single twig, but together we form a mighty faggot!"
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